HorrorZontal Prospects
Gentlemen...
If by now you haven't found the beautiful sandy beachez or the
snow capped peakz, then this is no dream, my friendz. Yes, looking out
from your room window you undoubtedly are staring into the vast, un-undulating
horizon that is Kansas. The middle of America...Kansaz; home of the largest
prarie dog, 30 milez from a gateway to hell, arguably the beginnging
of the civil war and most importantly, the luxuriouz, dream-like land of
enchantment...Larrytown, where the skirtz are as short as the line for the keg
at an AA meeting, where the Pabst Blue
Ribbon tastez better than the water and where shreiking wails coming
from girlz' bedroomz echo the phrase... Zontal Nation...
- The Legend of the Horrorzontals - A swarthy band of smooth criminalz lurk
the alleyz and side-streetz of this quiet but exceptionally liberal Kansas town,
wreaking havoc on unsuspecting field-space and chasing plastic down wherever it
fliez freely. They might walk among you. One may be your lab or
foosball partner. Some have been known to frequent local drinking
establishmentz. Whatever the case may be, stay on the look-out for this clan of 50 or
more - wherever frisbeez soar and green grass growz - clad in the traditional
tribal garb of their ancestoral shaman...The Big Red Z...
You are recieving this warning because you have shown intrigue at
either destroying...or joining this eclectic entourage of frisbee chuckerz.
There is no money, no shoe dealz, no glamourous hotel suitez, but fellaz, we
have one beautiful womenz team...The Bettys...and there are opportunities to
travel the States; from shufflin down Bourbon Street to Spring Break sunshine in
Savannah.
So...The Lowdown...
- Grab some cleatz(they are better than loaferz)
- A white and dark shirt...No Grey.
- Some water; these wily veteranz will make you run.
- Be there...Shenk Sportz Complex, 23 and iowa, across from Cork and
Barrel at 400-430 on Tuesday. Come ready to play and prepared to begin your
mystical journey to Ultimate paradise.
Sincerely,
Austin Gangel
Former President of Kansas Mens Ultimate Frisbee
Zontal Nation
"When a ball dreams, it dreams of being a frisbee." - Homer Simpson
If you want to learn more about Ultimate Frisbee you can visit the
Ultimate Players Association site.
